I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
