remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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