Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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