I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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