Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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