we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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