In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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