Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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