People in love make me want to vomit
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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