that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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