like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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