Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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