i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
