I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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