I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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