If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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