PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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