butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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