when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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