there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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