just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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