our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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You. Win. At. Life.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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