you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm always down for nudity.
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