No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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