At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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