im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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