Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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