Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
You can't special order awesome
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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