Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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