After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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