Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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