Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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