Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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