hotel room ftw
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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