doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
