im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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