it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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