Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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