Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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