Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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