She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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