i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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