you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i jhust puked up my retainher.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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