What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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