Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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