But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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