matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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