you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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