some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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