I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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