i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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